Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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