I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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