Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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