Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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