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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.

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• (845): View more from New York

  well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills

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• (432): View more from Texas

  If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall

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• (530): View more from California

  At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong

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  It's 4 in the afternoon........

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She used to be cute, back when we were young.

  (276): View more from Virginia

  Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.

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