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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was literally just a half conscious dildo.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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  Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Me and I got head

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