it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.