I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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