Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.