Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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