You just made me feel so damn special
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wish you could order shots online.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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