let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.