no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
oh god the rape fog is back!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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