I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
why do cheetos always look like penises
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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