I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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