So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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