I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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