I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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