It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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