no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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