you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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