Small penises have feelings too.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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