I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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