her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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