Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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