People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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