is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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