Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
whose parrot is this?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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