I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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