found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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