i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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