you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
