Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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