i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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