even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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