It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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