They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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