for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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