where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i've created a new STD.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Randomize
