Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I need moral support for this bender
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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