nut hugger
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I supernannyed him into submission
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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