never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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