I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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