: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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