At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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