one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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