they need to just BURY HIM!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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