Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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