I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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