But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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