Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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