dude i'm inner monologue high
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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