ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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