Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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