He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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