I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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