Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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