I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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