I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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