He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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