Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So many bounce houses so little time
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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